and that’s a huge bummer

was it kinda nice to see me smile?

throw my better self overboard

shoot at him when he comes up for air

oh let me tell you about my operation

let's go on a crime spree together

let me tell you what a fool I've been

the last of the assholes

you're like an ikea hot dog, i can't resist you

should I'd have stayed at home indoors?

i think i can, i think i can, i think i can, i think i can

things will get better once we leave the winter far behind

I finally got to go to a show

This week has been absurd

I don't know the band, I'm not a metal fan

But it's loud enough that I don't have to talk much

So that's pretty great

This week, you guys

I need the next week to sleep

Get into my cocoon

Maybe grow wings, shed skins, etc.

I can't stay asleep without feeling guilty

And having dreams that make me feel dumb

And I can't stay in bed without rolling myself into a hug machine-type position

And I keep meaning to look up if that's a thing or a coping mechanism or why I keep doing it

Welcome to no haikus ever, which I only ever write in when I've had a few

Life is acceptably good

Because let's not be greedy

Let's not be greedy and a jerk

Pick one

Pick being a jerk, if you're already very skilled at being a jerk

Fifteen dollar cover?

I could have had pizza

I AM a jerk!