Sunday, October 20, 2013

menstruation, more like peoplestruation
did narcissus ever call out his own name when he masturbated?
so my dog got worms and died, and now worms got my dog
have you ever run in to a panini place and shouted "stop the presses"?
these are the jokes, i scream into the mirror, crying
these. are. the jokes.

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