no haikus ever

my passion comes
in fits and spurts
and it really hurts
that i'm the worts
at rhyming, also
saying what
when misinterpreted
is smut
a monday here
and i can't work
by wednesday panic
i'm a jerk
so tuesday, shakedown
get things done
don't stop too early
fun is fun
but this is fun
that's why i do it
as a career
i don't pursue it
if i don't like it
why go on
why not give up
why end this on a rhyme even

free verse poetry, bitches